You think your office is competitive? Try walking into the Monday morning meeting like it’s the final sprint on the Champs-Élysées. What if corporate life worked like a group ride? Think less “synergy and stakeholder alignment,” more “watts per kilo and tactical attacks during coffee…
Let’s face it: no matter how much SPF 50 you slather on, if you ride bikes long enough, you will eventually resemble a Neapolitan ice cream bar—except without the deliciousness. Tan lines are the unspoken badge of honour in the cycling world, marking the passage…
So, you’ve mastered the solo cycling selfie. You know your golden hour, your good side, your best jersey (the one that really says “serious athlete, but also approachable”).