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When looking for a new bike, the confused Santa will ask the shop assistant for brands such as Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen or at least Rudolph.<\/strong>
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Then he\u2019ll consider buying a fat bike.<\/p>\n

He\u2019ll save himself the trouble of explaining to the police why he travels with a herd of deer in heavy traffic.<\/p>\n

He\u2019ll get some mudguards to protect his bag from the dirt.<\/p>\n

During the season, he\u2019ll bike at least ten thousand kilometres in order not to get chafed from the saddle later, when he\u2019ll have to do a billion kilometres to stop by all the houses on Earth.<\/p>\n

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He\u2019ll become the toughest rider in the history of Strava.<\/p>\n

He\u2019ll consider leaving his bag at home and using the services of a bike-packing company instead.<\/p>\n

He won\u2019t have to listen to the reindeer moaning about dragging presents all over the planet again.<\/p>\n

He\u2019ll speculate on the necessity of locking his bike when parking it behind a chimney.<\/p>\n

He\u2019ll avoid lawsuits from vegan animal rights activists.<\/p>\n

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He\u2019ll beat all the members of the Icy Bike Winter Commuting Challenge group on Facebook.<\/p>\n

To remain undetected, Santa will try to blend in with messengers and pizza delivery boys.<\/p>\n

Because of his beard, he won\u2019t be faced with the dilemma whether he\u2019ll become a hipster when commuting on a bike.<\/p>\n

The bike won\u2019t get uncontrollable once a herd of female reindeer goes by.<\/p>\n

The bike won\u2019t make a fuss about the heat in Africa.<\/p>\n

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In the centres of big cities, Santa will reminisce about past years when his work wasn\u2019t complicated by prohibitive signs.<\/p>\n

There will be no more troubles during the rutting season.<\/p>\n

Santa\u2019s view won\u2019t be blocked by all the antlers.<\/p>\n

If Santa doesn\u2019t want to get disqualified from next year\u2019s Christmas, he should avoid peeing in a test tube after the ride.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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