{"id":160715,"date":"2017-08-11T08:14:53","date_gmt":"2017-08-11T08:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/?p=160715"},"modified":"2017-08-11T08:14:53","modified_gmt":"2017-08-11T08:14:53","slug":"20-things-people-say-cyclists-complete-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/08\/11\/20-things-people-say-cyclists-complete-nonsense\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Things People Say About Cyclists That Are a Complete Nonsense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u2026 but you\u2019ll hear them more than often<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1. Is it possible that the helmet presses down on your brain?<\/p>\n<p>2. I\u2019ve read that an hour in the saddle kills up to a billion sperms.<\/p>\n<p>3. Why would you go by bike when you can drive there?<\/p>\n<p>4. A large percentage of cyclists die of heart attack.<\/p>\n<p>5. Mountain bike tyres cause more erosion of the forest paths than horse hooves.<\/p>\n<div class=\"shortcode-ys-post-pinup\"><article class=\"loop-simple post-147645 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-socialising-and-culture tag-cycling-memes tag-memes\" data-postid=\"147645\" role=\"article\" data-post-id=\"147645\" data-word-count=\"111\" data-headline-length=\"47\" data-category=\"Socialising and Culture\" data-author=\"Monica Buck\" data-published=\"2017-04-14T07:41:37+00:00\" data-published-day=\"Friday\">\n    <div class=\"entry-thumbnail article-thumbnail\" content=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/04\/848484_48484-150x150.webp\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/04\/14\/funniest-cycling-memes-expectation-vs-reality\/\" class=\"image-holder\" target=\"_self\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/04\/848484_48484.webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/04\/848484_48484.webp 900w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/04\/848484_48484-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/04\/848484_48484-768x512.webp 768w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/04\/848484_48484-272x182.webp 272w\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 1200px) 300px, (min-width: 768px) 25vw, 100vw\" alt=\"funniest-cycling-memes-expectation-vs-reality\"\/><\/a><\/div>    <div class=\"entry-meta\">\n        <a class=\"label label-secondary post-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/category\/socialising-and-culture\/\" title=\"Socialising and Culture\">Socialising and Culture<\/a>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"entry-details\">\n        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/04\/14\/funniest-cycling-memes-expectation-vs-reality\/\" class='entry-title-wrapper'>\n            <h3 class=\"entry-title\"><span>Funniest Cycling Memes: Expectation vs. Reality<\/span><\/h3>\n        <\/a>\n    <\/div>\n    <\/article>\n<\/div>\n<p>6. I have a clear stand on cycling on the pavement: Bikes have no business on the pavement because they are a threat to pedestrians.<\/p>\n<p>7. It\u2019s been proven that regular bike training reduces sexual desire.<\/p>\n<p>8. Even though they try to deny it, all top cyclists dope \u2013 they are just always one step ahead of the anti-doping agency.<\/p>\n<p>9. For the public good, the energy generated by pedalling cyclists should be used for something useful, and shouldn\u2019t just get wasted in the air!<\/p>\n<p>10. It\u2019s a complete nonsense to buy a 3,000-euro bike. My bike also has two wheels and functions as well.<\/p>\n<div class=\"shortcode-ys-post-pinup\"><article class=\"loop-simple post-160558 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-road-cycling tag-fun tag-tdf tag-tour-de-france-2017\" data-postid=\"160558\" role=\"article\" data-post-id=\"160558\" data-word-count=\"168\" data-headline-length=\"52\" data-category=\"Road cycling\" data-author=\"Adam Marsal\" data-published=\"2017-07-21T07:58:13+00:00\" data-published-day=\"Friday\">\n    <div class=\"entry-thumbnail article-thumbnail\" content=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/07\/profimedia-0342511027jpg-150x150.webp\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/07\/21\/18-questions-come-mind-watching-le-tour\/\" class=\"image-holder\" target=\"_self\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/07\/profimedia-0342511027jpg.webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/07\/profimedia-0342511027jpg.webp 900w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/07\/profimedia-0342511027jpg-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/07\/profimedia-0342511027jpg-768x512.webp 768w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/07\/profimedia-0342511027jpg-272x182.webp 272w\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 1200px) 300px, (min-width: 768px) 25vw, 100vw\" alt=\"18-questions-come-mind-watching-le-tour\"\/><\/a><\/div>    <div class=\"entry-meta\">\n        <a class=\"label label-secondary post-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/category\/road-cycling\/\" title=\"Road cycling\">Road cycling<\/a>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"entry-details\">\n        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/07\/21\/18-questions-come-mind-watching-le-tour\/\" class='entry-title-wrapper'>\n            <h3 class=\"entry-title\"><span>18 Questions That Come to Mind When Watching Le Tour<\/span><\/h3>\n        <\/a>\n    <\/div>\n    <\/article>\n<\/div>\n<p>11. Today\u2019s races are all about team work \u2013 nowadays, no cyclist would be able to finish the race on their own.<\/p>\n<p>12. Downhill is for nitwits.<\/p>\n<p>13. The hunched sitting position on the bike makes your abs atrophy, so most cyclists have sagging bellies.<\/p>\n<p>14. Only a metrosexual puts on Lycra!<\/p>\n<p>15. Our city is not suitable for bikes \u2013 we have cars, trams and buses, so there\u2019s no space left for bikes.<\/p>\n<div class=\"shortcode-ys-post-pinup\"><article class=\"loop-simple post-152663 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-socialising-and-culture tag-alternative-apparel tag-davy-j tag-fibre-athletics tag-pact tag-ruby-moon\" data-postid=\"152663\" role=\"article\" data-post-id=\"152663\" data-word-count=\"481\" data-headline-length=\"42\" data-category=\"Socialising and Culture\" data-author=\"Bonnie Friend\" data-published=\"2017-07-25T07:51:03+00:00\" data-published-day=\"Tuesday\">\n    <div class=\"entry-thumbnail article-thumbnail\" content=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ-150x150.webp\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/07\/25\/go-greener-five-ethical-sportswear-brands\/\" class=\"image-holder\" target=\"_self\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ-1024x682.webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ.webp 1178w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ-1024x682.webp 1024w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ-768x512.webp 768w, https:\/\/d2p6e6u75xmxt8.cloudfront.net\/2\/2017\/06\/DavyJ-272x182.webp 272w\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 1200px) 300px, (min-width: 768px) 25vw, 100vw\" alt=\"go-greener-five-ethical-sportswear-brands\"\/><\/a><\/div>    <div class=\"entry-meta\">\n        <a class=\"label label-secondary post-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/category\/socialising-and-culture\/\" title=\"Socialising and Culture\">Socialising and Culture<\/a>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"entry-details\">\n        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/wide\/2017\/07\/25\/go-greener-five-ethical-sportswear-brands\/\" class='entry-title-wrapper'>\n            <h3 class=\"entry-title\"><span>Go Greener: Five Ethical Sportswear Brands<\/span><\/h3>\n        <\/a>\n    <\/div>\n    <\/article>\n<\/div>\n<p>16. Mountain biking should be banned because it disturbs protected grouses during their nesting season.<\/p>\n<p>17. Why the fuss about nutrition? The best sports drink is beer.<\/p>\n<p>18. Cycling is the biggest money laundry there is, right after motorsports.<\/p>\n<p>19. Road cyclists should only use cycle paths because they slow down the traffic on roadways.<\/p>\n<p>20. I think you should go in for something normal \u2013 like football.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 but you\u2019ll hear them more than often<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":160719,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[329],"tags":[346],"global-categories":[],"class_list":["post-160715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-road-cycling","tag-fun"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v25.3 (Yoast SEO v25.9) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>20 Things People Say About Cyclists That Are a Complete Nonsense - \u0160koda We Love Cycling<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u2026 but you\u2019ll hear them more than often 1. Is it possible that the helmet presses down on your brain? 2. 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