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Everyone has been on at least one horrible first date. You may think you\u2019re being open, insightful, or profound, but in fact you\u2019re just ruining your chances for a second date. This is a list of things cycling girls went through on their dates and shared with WeLoveCycling.com. They are all 100% real.<\/strong>
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\"Everyone<\/a><\/p>\n

1. My bike is the most important thing in my life. Even more important than my parents.<\/p>\n

2. The best Christmas present for my ex-girlfriend was a new pair of quick release pedals.<\/p>\n

3. Look at the guy with hairy legs! I totally shave my legs every day.<\/p>\n

4. Really? I would never have guessed you were a cyclist.<\/p>\n

5. I\u2019m probably infertile because of my saddle.<\/p>\n

6. How much do your socks smell after a day-long ride?<\/p>\n

7. Can you blow your nose like a real cyclist?<\/p>\n

8. According to Facebook, you rode with another guy last weekend.<\/p>\n

9. I hit a Bambi deer on my last ride and it died in horrible pain.<\/p>\n

10. My ex was an endurance cyclist who rode two hundred kilometers per day without a problem.<\/p>\n

\"You<\/a><\/p>\n

11. I bet you are in a really good shape. How much do you weigh? And how much does your bike weigh? Is it carbon fiber?<\/p>\n

12. Let\u2019s have a race! (And then laugh at how slow she is).<\/p>\n

13. Sorry for the sweat, I was pedaling hard for 40 minutes to arrive on time. Do you smell that?<\/p>\n

14. Look at my personal performances on Strava. What about yours? Let\u2019s compare them!<\/p>\n

15. Does it hurt down there when you spend a day in the saddle?<\/p>\n

16. My therapist tells me that I should really stop talking about cycling.<\/p>\n

17. You totally remind me of my friend Steve.<\/p>\n

18. I like your thick thighs. Do you ride a lot?<\/p>\n

19. Your jersey is similar to my wife\u2019s.<\/p>\n

20. Everything ok? You look tired.<\/p>\n

\"This<\/a><\/p>\n

21. I\u2019ve never read a book. I spend all my free time in the saddle.<\/p>\n

22. It seems to me like you\u2019re not really enjoying this trip.<\/p>\n

23. I\u2019m not looking for anything serious – just a pal for cycling.<\/p>\n

24. So, are you bi? \u2018Cause those glasses and dress are giving you away.<\/p>\n

25. Have you ever considered losing a few kilograms?<\/p>\n

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