You wake up to birdsong and sunshine pouring through the blinds. Your weather app beams at you—“0% chance of rain.” Glorious. You pull on your fresh white bibs, skip the fenders, and slap on sunglasses so bright they could power a solar farm.
You are full of advice, especially when out on the bike while you see a newbie on the track. What better way to flex your experience than to lay down some good old-fashioned fatherly advice? Don’t worry if you’re twice as young as the recipient.…
