{"id":2042,"date":"2017-09-03T19:18:52","date_gmt":"2017-09-03T17:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/sk\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2017-09-04T12:48:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-04T10:48:30","slug":"25-tvrdeni-cyklistoch-ktore-su-riadna-hlupost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/sk\/2017\/09\/03\/25-tvrdeni-cyklistoch-ktore-su-riadna-hlupost\/","title":{"rendered":"25 tvrden\u00ed o cyklistoch, ktor\u00e9 s\u00fa riadna hl\u00fapos\u0165…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2026 ale po\u010dujeme ich dos\u0165 \u010dasto<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. Je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee prilba tla\u010d\u00ed na mozog?<\/p>\n

2. \u010c\u00edtal som, \u017ee hodina v sedle zabije miliardu spermi\u00ed.<\/p>\n

3. Pre\u010do by som \u0161iel na bicykli, ke\u010f tam m\u00f4\u017eem \u00eds\u0165 autom?<\/p>\n

4. Ve\u013ek\u00e9 percento cyklistov zomrie na infarkt.<\/p>\n

5. Pneumatiky horsk\u00e9ho bicykla po\u0161kodzuj\u00fa chodn\u00edky viac ako kone.<\/p>\n

6. Bicykle s\u00fa hrozbou pre chodcov.<\/p>\n

7. Je dok\u00e1zan\u00e9, \u017ee pravideln\u00fd cyklistick\u00fd tr\u00e9ning zni\u017euje chu\u0165 na sex.<\/p>\n

8. Aj ke\u010f sa to sna\u017eia poprie\u0165, v\u0161etci top cyklisti dopuj\u00fa \u2013 len\u017ee s\u00fa o krok napred, tak\u017ee im to nem\u00f4\u017eu dok\u00e1za\u0165.<\/p>\n

9. Pre dobro ostatn\u00fdch, energia produkovan\u00e1 cyklistami by mala by\u0165 pou\u017eit\u00e1 na nie\u010do u\u017eito\u010dn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

10. Je \u00fapln\u00e1 hl\u00fapos\u0165 k\u00fapi\u0165 si bicykel za 3 000 \u20ac. Ten m\u00f4j m\u00e1 predsa tie\u017e 2 koles\u00e1 a rovnak\u00fa funkciu.<\/p>\n

11. Dne\u0161n\u00e9 preteky s\u00fa len o t\u00edme \u2013 \u017eiadny cyklista nem\u00e1 \u0161ancu dokon\u010di\u0165 na vlastn\u00fa p\u00e4s\u0165.<\/p>\n

12. Zjazd je pre hlup\u00e1kov.<\/p>\n

13. Jazdeck\u00e1 poloha v predklone sp\u00f4sobuje arftrofiu bru\u0161n\u00e9ho svalstva, tak\u017ee v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ina cyklistov m\u00e1 prepadnut\u00e9 brucho.<\/p>\n

14. Iba metrosexu\u00e1l si m\u00f4\u017ee obliec\u0165 lycru!<\/p>\n

15. Na\u0161e mesto sa nehod\u00ed pre bicykle \u2013 m\u00e1me aut\u00e1, elektri\u010dky, autobusy, tak\u017ee tu u\u017e nie je pre ne miesto.<\/p>\n

16. Horsk\u00e1 cyklistika by mala by\u0165 zak\u00e1zan\u00e1, preto\u017ee ru\u0161\u00ed chr\u00e1nen\u00e9 druhy vt\u00e1kov po\u010das ich hniezdenia.<\/p>\n

17. Pre\u010do tak\u00fd rozruch okolo v\u00fd\u017eivy? Najlep\u0161\u00edm \u0161portov\u00fdm \u201edrinkom\u201c je predsa pivo.<\/p>\n

18. Cyklistika je najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161ia pr\u00e1\u010dka pe\u0148az\u00ed, hne\u010f za moto\u0161portom.<\/p>\n

19. Cestn\u00ed cyklisti by mali pou\u017e\u00edva\u0165 iba chodn\u00edky, preto\u017ee inak spoma\u013euj\u00fa dopravu.<\/p>\n

20. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by si sa mal venova\u0165 nie\u010domu norm\u00e1lnemu \u2013 napr\u00edklad futbalu.<\/p>\n

21. Ka\u017ed\u00fd cyklistka si mus\u00ed holi\u0165 nohy.<\/p>\n

22. Cyklista mus\u00ed predsa nosi\u0165 len elastick\u00e9 a priliehav\u00e9 oble\u010denie.<\/p>\n

23. Je to tak \u013eahk\u00e9, sta\u010d\u00ed len \u0161liapa\u0165 do ped\u00e1lov a hne\u010f m\u00e1te zaroben\u00e9 na \u017eivobytie.<\/p>\n

24. Z kopca to predsa ide samo a nie je na tom ni\u010d \u0165a\u017ek\u00e9.<\/p>\n

25. Cyklistika je \u0161port v\u00fdhradne pre mu\u017eov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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