{"id":638,"date":"2017-02-23T07:15:17","date_gmt":"2017-02-23T07:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/dk\/?p=638"},"modified":"2017-03-07T08:32:02","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T08:32:02","slug":"25-ting-du-aldrig-skal-sige-paa-cykeldate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/dk\/mest-for-sjov\/25-ting-du-aldrig-skal-sige-paa-cykeldate\/","title":{"rendered":"25 ting du aldrig skal sige p\u00e5 en cykeldate"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alle har v\u00e6ret p\u00e5 mindst \u00e9n frygtelig f\u00f8rste date. Du tror m\u00e5ske, du er \u00e5ben, indsigtsfuld eller \u00e5rlig, men i virkeligheden er du i gang med at \u00f8del\u00e6gge dine chancer for en anden date. Her f\u00e5r du en liste over ting, som cykelpiger har oplevet p\u00e5 deres dates og delt med We Love cycling. De er alle 100% \u00e6gte.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. Min cykel er det vigtigste i mit liv. Endnu mere vigtig end mine for\u00e6ldre.<\/p>\n

2. Den bedste julegave til min eksk\u00e6reste var et nyt par quick release-pedaler.<\/p>\n

3. Se den fyr med beh\u00e5rede ben! Jeg barberer totalt ben hver dag.<\/p>\n

4. Virkelig? Jeg ville aldrig have g\u00e6ttet, at du var cykelrytter.<\/p>\n

5. Jeg er formentlig infertil p\u00e5 grund af min saddel.<\/p>\n

6. Hvor meget lugter dine sokker efter en dagslang tur?<\/p>\n

7. Kan du pudse n\u00e6se som en rigtig cykelrytter?<\/p>\n

8. If\u00f8lge Facebook, s\u00e5 k\u00f8rte du med en anden fyr i sidste weekend.<\/p>\n

9. Jeg ramte en Bambi p\u00e5 min sidste tur, og den d\u00f8de i frygtelig smerte.<\/p>\n

10. Min eks var udholdenhedsrytter og k\u00f8rte 200 kilometer om dagen uden problemer.<\/p>\n

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11. Jeg t\u00f8r v\u00e6dde p\u00e5, at du er i god form. Hvor meget vejer du? Og hvor meget vejer din cykel? Er det kulfiber?<\/p>\n

12. Lad os k\u00f8re mod hinanden (og s\u00e5 grine af, hvor langsom hun er)!<\/p>\n

13. Undskyld sveden, jeg tr\u00e5dte h\u00e5rdt i pedalerne i 40 minutter for at komme til tiden. Kan du lugte det?<\/p>\n

14. Se mine pr\u00e6stationer p\u00e5 Strava. Hvad med dine? Lad os sammenligne dem!<\/p>\n

15. G\u00f8r det ondt, n\u00e5r du bruger en dag i sadlen?<\/p>\n

16. Min terapeut siger, at jeg virkelig skal holde op med at snakke om cykling.<\/p>\n

17. Du minder mig s\u00e5 meget om min ven Steve.<\/p>\n

18. Jeg kan godt lide dine tykke l\u00e5r. K\u00f8rer du meget?<\/p>\n

19. Din tr\u00f8je minder om min kones.<\/p>\n

20. Er du okay? Du ser tr\u00e6t ud.<\/p>\n

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21. Jeg har aldrig l\u00e6st en bog. Jeg bruger al min fritid i sadlen.<\/p>\n

22. Det virker for mig som om, du ikke rigtig nyder denne her tur.<\/p>\n

23. Jeg er ikke p\u00e5 udkig efter noget seri\u00f8st \u2013 bare en cykelven.<\/p>\n

24. S\u00e5, er du biseksuel? For dine briller og kjolen afsl\u00f8rer det.<\/p>\n

25. Har du nogensinde overvejet at tabe et par kilo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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