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Du kan hade dem s\u00e5 meget, du vil! Men det \u00e6ndrer ikke p\u00e5, at de flyver rundt p\u00e5 lur og er parate til at irritere dig, s\u00e5 snart du s\u00e6ttter dig p\u00e5 sadlen. Her er 6 typer af fluer, som virkelig kan g\u00f8re din dejlige tur p\u00e5 landevejen til en pestilens.<\/strong>
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1. \u00d8jenbomben<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Evolutionen har udviklet denne flue til aldrig at misse et \u00f8je uden briller. V\u00e6r forberedt p\u00e5 en kollision med et uidentificeret flyvende objekt, der vil sl\u00f8re dit syn i mange minutter. Det vil g\u00f8re ondt, det vil kl\u00f8, og det vil give dig t\u00e5rer i \u00f8jnene, indtil du stopper cyklen og fjerner flue-kadaveret fra dit kv\u00e6stede \u00f8je.<\/p>\n

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2. Den onde<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Et lignende eksempel, men meget v\u00e6rre: Den ondsindede flyver bliver normalt inhaleret under en hurtig tur nedad bakke, n\u00e5r du skal koncentrere dig om at styre. N\u00e5r den s\u00e6tter sig fast i halsen, f\u00e5r den dig til at hoste, hakke og spytte. Et kort \u00f8jeblik overvejer du, om det er kampen v\u00e6rd, og om du i stedet bare skal sluge kr\u00e6et og komme videre.<\/p>\n

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3. F\u00f8lgeren<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Selvom fluen aldrig s\u00e6tter sig p\u00e5 dig, kredser den rundt ved dine \u00f8rer og mund kilometer efter kilometer. Og du kan v\u00e6re sikker p\u00e5, at b\u00e6stet har indtaget sin position, n\u00e5r du virkelig har brug for at tr\u00e6kke vejret dybt under en stejl stigning \u2013 med risiko for at suge den ned i luftvejene. Fluen er p\u00e5 nippet til at kn\u00e6kke dig psykisk, og du fors\u00f8ger desperat at ryste den af dig med en spurt.<\/p>\n

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4. Mellemm\u00e5ltidet<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Insekter er spr\u00e6ngfyldte med protein. Alligevel anbefales det at k\u00f8re med munden lukket, n\u00e5r du m\u00f8der denne art \u2013 hvilket er nemmere sagt end gjort! Men hvis du ikke g\u00f8r det, kan du v\u00e6re sikker p\u00e5, at den ender i din mave \u2013 ligesom Jonas havnede i maven p\u00e5 hvalen i Biblen.<\/p>\n

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5. Summeren<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Under turen bliver den suget ind i luftkanalerne p\u00e5 din cykelhjelm, hvor den summer rundt og irriterer, indtil du stopper, tager hjelmen af og giver den friheden tilbage. Flyv lille flue, flyv!<\/p>\n

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6. Co-piloten<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Den lander p\u00e5 din arm eller \u2013 endnu v\u00e6rre \u2013 p\u00e5 dit ansigt. N\u00e5r du fors\u00f8ger at sl\u00e5 den ihjel med din ene h\u00e5nd, letter den hurtigt med et lille fluegrin, cirkler nonchalant en tur omkring din hjelm og s\u00e6tter sig pr\u00e6cis samme sted igen. Selvf\u00f8lgelig i det \u00f8jeblik, hvor du atter har begge h\u00e6nder p\u00e5 styret og fors\u00f8ger at undg\u00e5 at k\u00f8re i gr\u00f8ften efter den forg\u00e6ves flue-jagt. M\u00e5ske er det bare nemmere at acceptere, at den er din co-pilot p\u00e5 turen?<\/p>\n

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