{"id":9027,"date":"2020-08-06T19:00:12","date_gmt":"2020-08-06T17:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/cs\/?p=9027"},"modified":"2020-08-05T10:53:20","modified_gmt":"2020-08-05T08:53:20","slug":"deset-duvodu-proc-nikdy-nerandit-s-cyklistou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.welovecycling.com\/cs\/2020\/08\/06\/deset-duvodu-proc-nikdy-nerandit-s-cyklistou\/","title":{"rendered":"Deset d\u016fvod\u016f pro\u010d nikdy nerandit s cyklistou"},"content":{"rendered":"

Podlehnout svod\u016fm cyklisty? V letn\u00edch m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch, kdy se mu\u017e\u016f v sedle kola pohybuj\u00ed v\u0161ude des\u00edtky, nejde o nic tak v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e9ho. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to bude zn\u00edt jako st\u0159elba do vlastn\u00edch \u0159ad, ale varovat v\u00e1s, d\u00e1my, mus\u00edme. Snad jsou cyklist\u00e9 sexy, snad maj\u00ed i v\u00fddr\u017e, ale p\u0159ed prvn\u00edm rande byste se m\u011bly rad\u011bji po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b rozmyslet. Proto\u017ee jakmile si \u201enabrnknete\u201c cyklistu, \u010dek\u00e1 v\u00e1s cosi ne\u010dekan\u00e9ho…<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. Po\u0159\u00e1d bude unaven\u00fd<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u017de po dlouh\u00e9m \u0161vihu nebude m\u00edt partner-cyklista n\u00e1ladu na proch\u00e1zky, mo\u017en\u00e1 \u017eeny je\u0161t\u011b skousnou. Ale jakmile \u00fanava za\u010dne prosakovat i do jin\u00fdch oblast\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e9ho \u017eivota, projde pevnost vztahu zkou\u0161kou.<\/p>\n

2. Jezd\u00ed v\u00edc, ne\u017e slibuje<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201eBudu zp\u011bt do ob\u011bda, mil\u00e1\u010dku,\u201c k\u0159ikne cyklista a hned nato se zabouchnou dve\u0159e, aby partnerka nestihla zareagovat. Obvykle to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee sv\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e1 na stole vychladne, proto\u017ee bu\u010f zabloudil, kamar\u00e1di si cht\u011bli vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fku krapet nat\u00e1hnout, nebo musel \u0159e\u0161it nenad\u00e1l\u00fd technick\u00fd probl\u00e9m.<\/p>\n

3. Co to op\u00e1len\u00ed?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Nest\u011b\u017eujte si, kdy\u017e se na plov\u00e1rn\u011b vysvle\u010de, nasad\u00ed plavky, ale p\u0159esto jako by na sob\u011b m\u011bl d\u00e1l \u0161ortky. Hodiny str\u00e1ven\u00e9 v sedle zkr\u00e1tka do k\u016f\u017ee vyp\u00e1l\u00ed cejch ka\u017ed\u00e9ho cyklisty, kter\u00fd v\u00e1\u017en\u011b nejde sm\u00fdt. A \u017ee si bude p\u016fj\u010dovat v\u00e1\u0161 holic\u00ed strojek? S t\u00edm se taky smi\u0159te. Prof\u00edk p\u0159ece taky m\u00e1 vyhlazen\u00e9 nohy.<\/p>\n

4. A necht\u011bla bys jet se mnou?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Jakmile toto zazn\u00ed, v\u011bzte, \u017ee je konec. Jakmile jednou podlehnete, u\u017e se nikdy nebudete moct z cyklistick\u00e9ho n\u00e1tlaku partnera vykroutit, proto\u017ee spole\u010dn\u00fd \u010das v sedle je podle n\u011bj p\u0159ece to NEJ.<\/p>\n

\n
\"cyklistky-maji-lepsi-sex-nez-zeny-ktere-na-kole-nejezdi-rika-studie\"\/<\/a><\/div>
\n \u017deny<\/a>\n <\/div>\n
\n \n

\u201eCyklistky maj\u00ed lep\u0161\u00ed sex ne\u017e \u017eeny, kter\u00e9 na kole nejezd\u00ed,\u201c \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 studie<\/span><\/h3>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/article>\n<\/div>\n

5. B\u00fdt mechanikem<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Jeho kolo je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b v naprost\u00e9m po\u0159\u00e1dku, p\u0159esto se m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bco pokazit a v telefonu pak zazn\u00ed: \u201eMil\u00e1\u010dku, copak te\u010f d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161?\u201c Jako doprovodn\u00fd v\u016fz, kter\u00fd st\u00ednuje peloton z\u00e1vodn\u00edk\u016f a p\u0159isp\u011bch\u00e1 s pomoc\u00ed pot\u0159ebn\u00fdm, budete i vy \u010das od \u010dasu muset sko\u010dit za volant a zajet vysvobodit sv\u00e9ho cyklistu se t\u0159et\u00edm defektem.<\/p>\n

6. To kolo s n\u00e1mi mus\u00ed na dovolenou?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Po letech dojdete tak daleko, \u017ee budete dovolenkov\u00e9 destinace vyb\u00edrat v m\u00edstech, kde nejsou silnice, stezky, traily a rozhodn\u011b ne ikonick\u00e1 stoup\u00e1n\u00ed. Co\u017e vlastn\u011b z va\u0161\u00ed dovolen\u00e9 vylu\u010duje jak\u00e9koliv m\u00edsto na t\u00e9to planet\u011b.<\/p>\n

\"Korsika<\/a>
Korsika je jednou z l\u00e1kav\u00fdch destinac\u00ed k rekreaci. Nejen cyklistick\u00e9. Foto: Bikingman<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

7. T\u00e9ma je jasn\u00e9<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Ve\u010der nejsp\u00ed\u0161 usly\u0161\u00edte o tom, kdo si koupil nov\u00e9 kolo, kdo byl na v\u00edkendov\u00e9 vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fce nejl\u00e9pe oble\u010den\u00fd, kde m\u011bli jakou k\u00e1vu, na koho se zase \u010dekalo a co si mus\u00ed rozhodn\u011b taky koupit. Nedej bo\u017ee, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m za\u010dne popisovat t\u011bch rozhoduj\u00edc\u00edch 50 kilometr\u016f v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed etapy Tour de France. Jak dlouho vydr\u017e\u00edte p\u0159edst\u00edrat z\u00e1jem?<\/p>\n

8. Pen\u00edze na v\u00e1\u0161e\u0148<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Tu jsou to nov\u00e9 pono\u017eky, nov\u00e9 br\u00fdle, druh\u00fd p\u00e1r kol, a\u010dkoliv v\u016fbec nerozum\u00edme tomu na co. A ta galuska u\u017e taky n\u011bco pamatuje. No, a pak… \u201eMo\u017en\u00e1 to je\u0161t\u011b nev\u00ed\u0161, l\u00e1sko, ale uva\u017euji o nov\u00e9m kole.\u201c<\/p>\n

\n
\"miss-andrea-bezdekova-kolo-predstavuje-povoleni-hresit\"\/<\/a><\/div>
\n \u017deny<\/a>\n <\/div>\n
\n \n

Miss Andrea Bezd\u011bkov\u00e1: Kolo p\u0159edstavuje povolen\u00ed h\u0159e\u0161it<\/span><\/h3>\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n <\/article>\n<\/div>\n

9. Cyklistick\u00fd \u0161atn\u00edk p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Po ka\u017ed\u00e9 j\u00edzd\u011b se tu nebo tam objev\u00ed cel\u00e1 hrom\u00e1dka toho, co bude pot\u0159eba vyprat. Ko\u0161 na pr\u00e1dlo se bude v sezon\u011b plnit mnohon\u00e1sobn\u011b rychleji.<\/p>\n

10. Nebylo by nakonec jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed…<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u2026co jako? B\u00fdt taky cyklistkou? \u201eNo ano, proto\u017ee pak to cel\u00e9 sn\u00e1z pochop\u00ed\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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